Friday, September 12, 2014

Review for us! Read books! Write reviews! Make your friends jealous!

Here's how: 

Step 1: Be a book lover and/or author and/or blogger in search of a large, adoring readership.

Step 2: Complete the easy online application at .

Step 3: Get free books from us and write reviews for them.

Step 4: Your reviews are posted on New Adult Book Reviews.

Step 5: People around the world see your name and your reviews.

Step 6: Your reviews are re-posted by the books' authors and others who love what you have to say.

Step 7: Readers go crazy for your reviews and flock to your website and/or blog for more. They buy your books and invite you to appear at conferences. Colleges clamor for you to speak at graduations.

Step 8: Bestselling authors send you roses as thanks for reviews. Bestselling authors Tweet about your general awesomeness. Bestselling authors dedicate their next book to you. Bestselling authors thank you even for bad reviews because they force them to stay sharp and produce the best work possible.

Step 9: Oprah. It's unclear what she'll do for you, but it will be something good.

Step 10: Top literary agents compete to sign you as a client. Top editors hold cage match-style bidding wars for your next book contract.

Step 11: Enjoy your fame and fortune!

Don't wait another minute for your dreams to come true. Go apply at and start reviewing today!

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